Stanford Preview

COACH
ND: Weis
Stanford: Harbaugh
Harbaugh pisses off Michigan and beats USC.
Weis loses to Michigan 38-0 and loses to USC 38-0.
ADVANTAGE: Stanford

QUARTERBACK
ND: Jimmy "Powlus" Clausen
Stanford: Some guy I've never heard of
ADVANTAGE: Stanford

OFFENSIVE LINE
ND: Doesn't have one
Stanford: Presumably does.
ADVANTAGE: Stanford

STUDENT SUPPORT
ND: Crude chants, F___ you Pete Carroll echo as USC goes up 38 to 0.
Stanford: Light applause as Stanford beats Pete Carroll.
ADVANTAGE: Draw

RUNNING GAME
ND: 119th out of 119 D-1A teams
Stanford: better. I don't need to waste time looking it up.
Advantage: Stanford

PASSING GAME
(See RUNNING GAME, Above)

Stanford will win going away.